MY HOMEPAGE


About me
I am 439 years old, I live in the ghost town of Khabaktarb�na in the middle of Sweden, and in my spare time, I usally eat dead socks or watch my cow puke.
What I'm interested in:
  • Penis-collecting.
    I've got a pritty nice collection of penises, if I may say so.
  • The heir colors of great Mongol leaders.
    This was usally black.
  • Cheese-killing contests.
    I won the International Cheese-Killing contest of Aberdeen five days in a row.
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You can email me on
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